What Are You Gonna Do with That Degree?

In elementary school, I wanted to be a professional wrestler. I saw Shawn Michaels and Triple H fucking people up and being cool and I was like, “Yeah, I wanna do that.” Then in 6th grade, I wanted to be President of the United States. That went on for a few years. Then it was law school. While I figured out which shade of blah I wanted to be, teachers and family looked on with satisfaction. “The boy will figure it out.” But, boom. Novelist. You don’t get much popular support with that one. “You’re gonna do law school first, …